falloutphoenix:

nervousdreakbance:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I’m too lazy to shave” the prequel

“honey, I don’t do shorts” a guide on how to be a perfect liar by dean winchester

(via foreveracookie)

i have two moods:

• touch me
• don’t touch me

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via sixfeetundermycock)

"Kissing is like drinking salted water. You drink, and your thirst increases."

(Source: q-q-quotes, via ieatcuntsforbreakfast)